Quirks and Clerks

I walked into the Registration office to greet my co-workers.
“Are you the Ward Quirk, er, um clerk tonight?” one of them asked.  She laughed as she clerk ended up sounding like quirk.

I laughed too.  “Ward Quirk! I think that’s a great name for me!”

When I went out to sign my name up on the board, I erased the spot that said Ward clerk.  
I adjusted it to read Ward Quirk : Tracy.

I’m fond of my new job title.  And quite frankly, I think it’s much more fitting.