Friday, February 16, 2007
Like a man....
Friday night's pubcrawl left me a charming shade of green for Saturday morning's jewelery class. I tried my best to hold it together. Today was the day I was going to set my stone.

I had spent about three weeks making a flat setting for the stone. We started with just a peice of sterling silver. We needed to shape it perfectly and then add four prongs. It involved a lot of small detail work, fine polishing. But at last, i was ready -- all I had to do was pop the stone in, tap the prongs over and I would be done.

In the background, I heard another classmate making a ring. tap. tap. tap. The instructor walked over to her and told her to hammer like a man. She needed more TAP TAP TAP.

I was set up to hammer my prongs. I didn't go quite TAP TAP TAP, but I did go tap, Tap, TAp. The first prong hung to the stone nicely. The second prong fell off. Yep, off. Due to a bad soldering job, and too much TAP. I was left without a prong. And left with one heck of a challenging repair job.

The instructor looked at me, and the look of defeat on my face and said: "You didn't have to hit it that hard. Light touch is better when tapping prongs."
"I know, but you had just told Roxy to hammer like a man, and I guess that kind of stuck in my head. But I get it now, when prongs are involved, you should hammer like a woman."

And as I sulked back to my workbench to repair my broken piece, the entire class burst out laughing.


Sunday, February 04, 2007
If these walls could talk
"Is Justin Timberlake really singing I've got sexy legs?"

"No, ladies. He said ladies."

"Good thing, because he does not have sexy legs."

"I can't think of any man who has sexy legs."

"You don't usually describe men's legs as sexy. Maybe his abs, not his legs".

"Hmm, I like chest and arms. Those are sexy ."

"Ooooh, and his ass. Definitely."

"Face too, he could have a sexy face and especially sexy eyes."

"Good point. So, I geuss men are sexy, except for their legs."


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